i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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