so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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