I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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