Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?