Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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