Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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