Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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