He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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