fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Randomize
