You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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