How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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