Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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