Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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