About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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