How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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