You can't special order awesome
Fuck appropriateness.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'd cum for enchiladas.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
