Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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