# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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