He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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