Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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