So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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