I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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