Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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