i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Sorry about my life...
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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