As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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