Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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