You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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