well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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