do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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