someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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There's a naked man in my car right now.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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