see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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