In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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