i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
tell me about the eggs
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