So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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