Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
that's an acceptable place to lick
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He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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