My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Randomize
