You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
My bed smells like the plague
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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