i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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