you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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