the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I need a beard to bite.
i think i just lost a toe
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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