In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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