Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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