there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
sex in a hospital.. check
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
ok first of all what the fuck
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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