She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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