How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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