so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
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