So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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