so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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