Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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