it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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