Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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