I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
