That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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